I’m the best at what I do, darlin’. And what I do is foster troubled teenage girls. If you have any questions about makeup, boy trouble, homework, or any other teenage girl problems, Ask Adopted Dad Logan and I’ll do the best I can to answer them. Just let me have a beer first.Tumblr (3.0; @adopteddadlogan)http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/<p>Hello, internet! I&#8217;m just popping out of retirement to tell you that for <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/collections/secret_mutant_madness_2012/works">Secret Mutant Madness</a>, some lovely anonymous person created <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/collections/secret_mutant_madness_2012/works/604191">Adopted Dad Logan on: Famous Cats in History</a>.</p> <p>So, if you enjoy Wolverine grumpily answering questions or looking at pictures of cats&#8212;and the evidence suggests that you do&#8212;<a href="https://archiveofourown.org/collections/secret_mutant_madness_2012/works/604191">check it out.</a></p> <p>Also, happy holidays or whatever!</p> <p>XOXO, </p> <p>Adopted Dad Logan&#8217;s Secretary Renata</p>http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/38640762187http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/38640762187Sun, 23 Dec 2012 12:24:11 -0600adopted dad loganx-menwolverinecatshappy holidays!<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maeo7eScmf1r5weyuo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>So, I haven’t posted in a while, and I thought I might as well make it official: this blog is on hiatus for an undetermined amount of time. Basically, I have had a TON of fun running this blog, and I really appreciate that people responded and overall seemed to be having fun with it! But recently it’s felt like less of a labor of love and more just like… labor. Maybe after some time off I can approach this with the same sense of fun I had when I started this. </p> <p>Until then, thank you all again for all your questions and “likes”! Take care, and don’t do anything Adopted Dad Logan wouldn’t do. (An admittedly short list.)</p> <p>XOXO,</p> <p>Adopted Dad Logan’s Secretary <a href="http://holajupiter.tumblr.com/">Renata</a></p> <p>[ <a href="http://all-things-x.blogspot.com/2011/12/xcavate-whats-latest-on-astonishing-x.html">Image source</a> ]</p>http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/31603617348http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/31603617348Sat, 15 Sep 2012 14:16:26 -0500adopted dad logan<p>Uh, the queue ran out and back to school is always super busy here at Xavier&#8217;s. We&#8217;ll be back just as soon as Logan gets his shit together. In the meantime, feel free to <a href="http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/ask">keep asking questions</a>.</p>http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/30544059613http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/30544059613Thu, 30 Aug 2012 17:06:50 -0500brbadopted dad logan<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9g0zs4VDh1r5weyuo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>And hey, beer, vodka… whatever gets you through those Ottawa nights is all right.</p> <p>[ <a href="http://ducks.ocregister.com/category/2010-olympics/">Image source</a> ]</p>http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/30400729446http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/30400729446Tue, 28 Aug 2012 14:28:34 -0500x-menwolverineadopted dad logancanadabeer<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8zg8vzRWH1r5weyuo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>You know how many outraged text messages I’d get if I said otherwise? I ain’t dumb.</p> <p>[ <a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/wolverine%20jubilee%20x-23/fantasticfangirls/Jennifer/X-23_10_Legion_CPS_031.jpg">Image source</a> ]</p>http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/30330901185http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/30330901185Mon, 27 Aug 2012 14:30:24 -0500x-menwolverineadopted dad loganjubileevampires<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8zfeaAax11r5weyuo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Pretty badass?</p> <p>[ <a href="http://www.fanpop.com/spots/x-men-the-movie/images/27670038/title/x-men-2-bluray-screencap">Image source</a> ]</p>http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/30259542102http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/30259542102Sun, 26 Aug 2012 14:27:20 -0500x-menwolverineadopted dad logancompliments<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8zefoMMpJ1r5weyuo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Now can everybody please stop asking about my “feelings”? Jesus, who do you think you’re talking to? Summers?</p> <p>[ <a href="http://bullyscomics.blogspot.com/2009/06/jack-russell-player.html">Image source</a> ]</p>http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/30187641645http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/30187641645Sat, 25 Aug 2012 14:22:03 -0500x-menwolverineadopted dad logannew mutantswolfsbanefeelings<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8zctoKwFH1r5weyuo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Anyway, I’m not coming onto you or anything, but you should probably take your pants off.</p> <p>[ <a href="http://www.fanpop.com/spots/x-men-the-movie/screencaps">Image source</a> ]</p>http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/30117029916http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/30117029916Fri, 24 Aug 2012 14:27:46 -0500x-menwolverineadopted dad loganweaselsbad pickup lines<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8z7mjTTrP1r5weyuo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>On the other hand, people I care about have been brutally killed in both countries, so let’s call it a draw all around.</p> <p>[ <a href="http://compare.productwiki.com/labatt-blue/">Image source</a> ]</p> <p>[ <a href="http://psychotropia.co/?attachment_id=3213">Image source</a> ]</p>http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/30049040916http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/30049040916Thu, 23 Aug 2012 14:28:42 -0500x-menwolverineadopted dad logan<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8zbviXEEK1r5weyuo1_r1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Can’t think of anything funnier than mental illness and suicide.</p> <p>[ <a href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/shaming?before=1308780929">Image source</a> ]</p>http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/29980257119http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/29980257119Wed, 22 Aug 2012 14:16:37 -0500x-menwolverineadopted dad loganmental healthsuicide<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8zabtgwUD1r5weyuo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Next are you going to ask if I have problems with blind rages or sideburn management?</p> <p>[ <a href="http://www.fanpop.com/spots/x-men-the-movie/images/27804044/title/x-men-origins-wolverine-bluray-screencap">Image source</a> ]</p>http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/29912345777http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/29912345777Tue, 21 Aug 2012 14:20:45 -0500x-menwolverineadopted dad loganmemories<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8z8qqFwwf1r5weyuo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Not like I don’t have other places to be.</p> <p>[ <a href="http://ifanboy.com/reviews/wolverine-first-class-1/">Image source</a> ]</p>http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/29843022063http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/29843022063Mon, 20 Aug 2012 14:24:35 -0500x-menwolverineadopted dad logan<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8zaqi8RHX1r5weyuo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Good times.</p> <p>[ <a href="http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2012/05/14/awardwinning_documentary_the_war_by_ke">Image source</a> ]</p>http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/29773704468http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/29773704468Sun, 19 Aug 2012 14:21:36 -0500x-menwolverineadopted dad loganken burnsthe warmovies<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8mfq3jnt91r5weyuo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Anyway, we got a lot of boards down there that are too big. Make yourself useful.</p> <p>[ <a href="http://www.allstaractivities.com/Photos/sports-photo.htm">Image source</a> ]</p>http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/29706151239http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/29706151239Sat, 18 Aug 2012 14:13:46 -0500adopted dad loganmassagewolverinex-menmartial arts<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8mhs6NwpS1r5weyuo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>I haven’t used it myself, but good luck getting a man if that’s what you’re looking for.</p> <p>[ <a href="http://www.fanpop.com/spots/x-men-first-class/images/27092809/title/x-men-first-class-bluray-caps-screencap">Image source</a> ]</p>http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/29636574021http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/29636574021Fri, 17 Aug 2012 14:26:30 -0500x-menwolverineadopted dad loganmangetomagneto<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8mh6oqb0z1r5weyuo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>That cat can just about drink me under the table. Anyway, he pointed out that she was pretty much on the internet all the time anyway, so she might as well help me out with my email and shit.</p>http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/29566622068http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/29566622068Thu, 16 Aug 2012 14:26:58 -0500x-menwolverineadopted dad logancatsduarte<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8me87b3s41r5weyuo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>I’d still have claws though, right?</p> <p>[ <a href="https://funwithcole.wordpress.com/2010/07/13/wolverines-summer-break/">Image source</a> ]</p>http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/29496389345http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/29496389345Wed, 15 Aug 2012 14:18:47 -0500x-menwolverineadopted dad logansausage party<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8mdffeXzR1r5weyuo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>And before you ask, wolves and wolverines are <em>very different</em>.</p> <p>[ <a href="http://www.filmaffinity.com/en/movieimage.php?imageId=773504914">Image source</a> ]</p>http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/29424306883http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/29424306883Tue, 14 Aug 2012 14:26:10 -0500x-menwolverineadopted dad loganfriendshipteen wolf<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ey6k9d2u1r5weyuo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>She’s got great genes, though.</p> <p>[ <a href="http://www.comicvine.com/forums/battles/7/torrentkendall-logan-archangel-psylocke-vs-fantastic-four/601137/">Image source</a> ]</p>http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/29352926054http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/29352926054Mon, 13 Aug 2012 14:49:38 -0500adopted dad logantorrentwolverinex-menearth-9811<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m87p4xcFnd1r5weyuo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>It’s annoying as <em>fuck</em>.</p> <p>[ <a href="http://www.fanpop.com/spots/x-men-the-movie/images/27796930/title/x-men-origins-wolverine-bluray-screencap">Image source</a> ]</p>http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/29279897158http://adopteddadlogan.tumblr.com/post/29279897158Sun, 12 Aug 2012 14:26:31 -0500x-menwolverineadopted dad logandrugsdownsides of a healing factor